Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation's heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots' pared-down pastime with today's Groupon: for $8, you get indoor or outdoor miniature golfing for two at Wonderland, valid for play on Monday through Thursday (up to a $17 value).

Wonderland captivates competitors with indoor and outdoor attractions, showcasing two 18-hole golf courses with vastly different environments. Perfect putting skills on the outdoor miniature golfing course exposes players to elemental obstacles such as sudden gusts of wind and golf ball–melting sunrays. The indoor course illuminates athletes' putter-pendulating journeys with black lights that add mystery to the game and identify the winner of cleanest laundry debates.