A high-quality studio recording can make even a basket of screaming cats sound like a basket of screaming cats playing for Madison Square Garden. Seek pitch perfection with today's Groupon: for $200, you get a five-hour recording session and demo track on CD at Wonk Entertainment (a $700 value).

Wonk Entertainment's audio alchemists turn raw musical talent into refined, professional-grade tracks in their cutting-edge studio. Wonk Entertainment will spend up to five hours with anywhere from one performer to as many as will fit into the studio, making sure no barbershop quartet, David Hasselhoff cover band, or glee club is left out. Every tone and solo will be captured and cut by state of the art equipment, including a Neve V3 console, Pro Tools HD, and three Darth Vader voice changers. Projects can range anywhere in complexity from a garage band's demo reel to a love-song recording or a business's new, relentlessly catchy commercial jingle.