Astronaut cooks have made numerous attempts to wrangle hamburgers into space-ready meals, from dehydrated-pickle disks to vacuum-sealed burger bottles. Enjoy what our starry-eyed brethren never can with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of American fare and drinks at Wooden Nickel Sports Bar & Grill.

Wooden Nickel Sports Bar & Grill's all-American menu satisfies patrons' appetites and curiosities every day of the week from morning to midnight. Buttered and toasted semmel buns cuddle with beef patties to form combinations such as the third-pound Touchdown burger ($4.74) and the half-pound Homerun hamburger ($5.74). Crunch into cheese curds, breaded cheddar nuggets served with a pool of marinara sauce ($6.95), or feast on the Vikings Vegetarian burger, which showcases a black-bean or meatless Boca patty ($5.74), to please vegetarians and flummox anthropomorphic carrots alike. Ears and eyes can entertain themselves with one of Wooden Nickel's 10 TVs airing sports-centric programming from NFL Sunday Ticket, ESPN, and the Big Ten Network.