When played late into the night, golf, like its Scottish brethren the bagpipe, can sometimes end with somebody being clubbed with a 9-iron. Celebrate national pastimes with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get 18 holes of golf for two and a cart at Woodford Hills Country Club in Versailles (up to an $80 value).
Nestled on 151 rolling acres of greenery, Woodford Hills Country Club allows paired players to freshen up rusty swings and whack dimpled balls into a tranquil abyss. With its picturesque views and well-maintained fairways, the player-friendly golf course renders all justifications for mulligans unreasonable. Motorized golfmobiles quickly convey players to the location of misfired balls and prevent the fatigue normally associated with quadruple-bogey rounds, and vigilant mermaid patrols ensure balls do not sink into the depths of the course's waterscape. Players who wish to perfect their stroke and form before taking on the intimidating fairways can practice long drives with complimentary bins of range balls. Although meals and drinks are not included in this Groupon, players can recoup energy spent telekinetically transporting the ball to the hole with a gourmet meal or crisp beer from the Tee Box Restaurant.
Woodford Hills Country Club
Sequestered in 151 acres of rolling hills and immaculate greenery, Woodford Hills Country Club whisks patrons through a bucolic landscape that features amenities both recreational and relaxing. Nimble golf carts take clubbers slaloming the fairways of the club's picturesque, 18-hole golf course, which runs alongside a horse farm and caters to golfers of all abilities with a player-friendly layout and strategic equine caddies. Outstretched toes test the waters of the club's outdoor pool, and the outdoor tennis courts sate racket-wielders' competitive spirits and affinity for yellow fuzz. Woodford Hills Country Club Grill and Bar invites midday or after-hours revelry amid burgundy walls and mahogany accents with Friday night dinner specials and crisp, cold drinks.
3495 McCowans Ferry Rd.
Versailles, Kentucky 40383