In nature, the only way for animals to achieve perfect vision is to crossbreed with an eagle, usually resulting in eagle-eyed abominations such as snakes with talons and flying pumas. Keeping human senses sharp is a less formidable task, as today’s Groupon proves: for $99, you get $1,500 toward LASIK eye surgery at Woodlands Custom Vision in The Woodlands. The total cost of LASIK on both eyes is $5,700.
The doctors at Woodlands Custom Vision harness the peeper-restoring powers of cutting-edge laser technologies to help patients see clearly without glasses or contact lenses. The blade-free Allegretto Wave Eye-Q procedure utilizes an ultra-thin laser pulse to resculpt the surface of the cornea, correcting vision-related issues such as nearsightedness, farsightedness, calling everyone "Greg," and astigmatism. Prior to undergoing the process, patients submit to a thorough examination to ensure they're a good candidate for the procedure and that the machinery is properly calibrated for their unique ocular orbs. Patients will be able to see immediately after the surgery––which takes seconds per eye––and can continue all normal functioning, including driving and working, the next day. Customers can rest assured that their optical devices are in good hands, as Woodlands Custom Vision has enhanced more than 15,000 sets of eyeballs and is the preferred LASIK center of the Houston Texans and their eyebrows.
9595 Six Pines Dr.
The Woodlands, Texas 77380