$185 for Two Cellulite-Reduction Treatments at The Woodlands Integrative Medicine Associates ($550 Value)

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Eliminating cellulite is a feat almost as difficult as reciting the Gettysburg Address in Pig Latin or opening a Tab can with one of Dolly Parton's acrylic nails. Call for fat-fighting backup with today's Groupon: for $185, you get two Velashape II cellulite-reduction treatments at The Woodlands Integrative Medicine Associates (a $550 value) in The Woodlands. This Groupon is valid for treatment of the posterior thighs, anterior thighs, love handles, abdomen, or above the knees.

The medical associates at The Woodlands Integrative Medicine Associates wage aesthetic war on cellulite with nonsurgical VelaShape II treatments. During the skin-smoothing sessions, a tag team of radio frequencies and infrared-light energies attempt to shrink overfed fat chambers, while a vacuum and rollers that are designed to level out bumpy skin make the rounds over pothole-ridden epidermises. After a full course of treatments, dimpled areas may become tighter, leaner, smoother, and less reminiscent of Shirley Temple's smile.

The Woodlands Integrative Medicine Associates recommends cellulite-plagued areas receive at least four treatments for optimal results. The virtually painless procedure requires no downtime, so skeleton husks can return to normal activities immediately, such as eating gummy worms and thinking about eating gummy worms.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Nov 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation or $50 fee may apply. New clients only. Valid only for posterior thighs, anterior thighs, love handles, abdomen, or above the knees. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Woodlands Integrative Medicine Associates

Woodlands Integrative Medicine Associates' certified medical staff helps to contour and fine-tune physiques through comprehensive health care. Since opening in 2004, the center has tightened and toned bodies through cellulite-reducing Endermologie and VelaShape II treatments approved by the FDA. The center also helps to relieve chronic pain by realigning clients' energy with acupuncture or correcting posture with chiropractic care that follows the Lordex system. Developed after 15 years of research, the Lordex system targets lumbar muscles by placing the spinal joint in traction and gently decompressing nerves and disks in the lower back, allowing an increase of circulation to the aching areas and back tattoos.

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