According to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, humans cannot attain self-actualization without first tending to such basic physiological needs as water, sleep, and chicken wings. Achieve overall fulfillment with today's Groupon for all-American fare and drinks from Woody’s Wings & Whatnot. Groupon-wielding customers also receive a free appetizer coupon for their next visit. Choose between the following options:

• $5 for $10 worth of carry-out or dine-in food and drinks
• $7 for $15 worth of dine-in food and drinks

Named after its delectable wings and satiating whatnot, Woody’s Wings & Whatnot serves up lunch and dinner with a menu of fresh American eats in a family-friendly dining environment. Fly appetites south with appetizers like the eponymous wings in a multitude of flock sizes, from 10 ($7.95) to 50 ($34.95). Beefy burger offerings include the mushroom swiss ($8.29), and house salads ($3.99–$7.69) and hearty fare such as the buffalo-chicken wrap ($7.69) let taste buds decree true supremacy. Miniature diners can feast on the kids' menu’s chicken fingers ($4.99), the evolved descendents of chicken wings. Flowing with wines, beers, mimosas, and sangrias, the bar provides plenty of opportunities to tickle adult taste buds with tippled treats.

The amiable staff at Woody’s seats guests indoors in the casual dining enclave or out on the patio under the venerable shade of a giant oak tree. Free WiFi every day and karaoke on Saturdays provide plenty of opportunities to impress friends with Wikipedia trivia before embarrassing them with pitch-perfect renditions of Who Let the Dogs Out.