What You'll Get
Perfect vision helps travelers find the correct flights home for the holidays, rather than leaving them stumbling blearily on board hot air balloons bound for Cuba. Avoid holiday misunderstandings with today's Groupo: for $2,400, you get bilateral conventional LASIK surgery on both eyes at Woolfson Eye Institute (up to a $5,390 value).
Woolfson Eye Institute founder and medical director Dr. Jonathan Woolfson is a board-certified ophthalmic surgeon who aids ocular orbs in seeing clearly by leveraging the experience gained from more than 70,000 procedures, including procedures for a plethora of professional athletes such as Ovie Mughelli, Curtis Lofton, and Kroy Biermann of the Atlanta Falcons, and more than 300 surgeries for other eye doctors. Dr. Woolfson has also provided training and certification for over 100 North American LASIK surgeons. Schedule a complimentary one- to two-hour consultation to determine candidacy for surgery and which type of laser platform will provide the best results, with those ineligible for LASIK receiving a full refund.
Correct crooked holiday decorations with clear-eyed precision after undergoing bilateral conventional LASIK surgery, which takes less than 10 minutes and can correct vision problems including nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. Custom LASIK and bladeless LASIK are available for an additional $500 per eye. During surgery, an anesthetic drop numbs the eye, making the procedure virtually painless and preventing it from reliving emotional trauma from its years as a copy editor for LOLCats Weekly. With an eyelid holder keeping skin flaps from roaming around, a state-of-the-art laser reshapes the cornea to predetermined specifications. The eyeball's protective flap is secured without sutures, allowing patients to leave the office with improved vision and fortune-telling ability. Afterward, Woolfson Eye Institute's lifetime assurance plan offers eligible patients who require fine-tuning of their spotting spheres future tweaks free of charge for life.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Must be 18 or older. Consultation required; ineligible patients will be refunded. Must provide name of purchaser and name of recipient at checkout. Valid only for bi-lateral conventional LASIK. Not valid for clients with previously scheduled appointments. Extra $500 fee per eye for custom LASIK or bladeless LASIK. Ineligible patients valid for full refund. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Woolfson Eye Institute
Woolfson Eye Institute’s founder and medical director Dr. Jonathan Woolfson is a board-certified ophthalmic surgeon who has performed more than 70,000 laser vision-correction procedures. Such clinical experience has helped him earn the trust of other medical professionals; he has performed more than 300 surgeries on his fellow eye doctors and trained and certified more than 100 North American LASIK surgeons. He has also fine-tuned the eyesight of professional athletes, including Ovie Mughelli, Curtis Lofton, and Kroy Biermann of the Atlanta Falcons.
Dr. Woolfson draws upon this extensive experience each time he customizes a laser procedure to his patients’ needs. He and his staff of doctors begin every treatment with in-depth consultations, where they determine the lasers, instruments, and novelty sound effects needed to successfully enhance eyesight. Once they’ve completed their procedures, they also offer eligible patients a Lifetime Assurance Plan, granting them free lifetime access to any fine-tuning surgeries.