What You'll Get
Infrared energy is invisible and warm, like a hug from an imaginary friend or the emperor's new pea coat. Today's Groupon is a sight for sore muscles: for $28, you get eight far-infrared massage sessions at Workout Anytime (a $56 value).
The far-infrared massage-therapy bed at Workout Anytime soothes tired muscles, reduces stress, increases circulation, and burns calories. Heat seekers settle into a Migun bed designed to burn 600–2,400 calories for every 30 minutes of use, equivalent to the amount a TV anchor burns when the teleprompter starts taunting him. Jade rollers press far-infrared heat deep into muscles and stored body fat as they move down tracks on either side of the spine, massaging the legs and back. Each 15-minute sessions can help users burn calories, relieve chronic pain, and increase their flexibility.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 2hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Massages are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Workout Anytime
With locales dappled throughout the Southeast and Midwest, with more than three decades of fitness-industry expertise, Workout Anytime is committed to your fitness with experiences staff and state of the art equipment. The fitness gurus spread Magnum-brand strength-training machines and cutting-edge treadmills—whose frames can support up to 500 pounds—throughout their hygienic antimicrobial floors. They also provide certified personal trainers, nutritional guidance, and weight-loss plans.
Workout Anytime's doors are open to members 24 hours a day every day of the year, permitting access to public exercise zones and areas that offer tanning and hydromassage sessions. Tanning and hydromassage are not available outside of staffed hours. Each gym also strives to create a cheers environment with staffers who memorize each guest's name.