What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, the lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $119 for a 60-minute couples massage with champagne and strawberries (a $249 value)
- $139 for a 90-minute couples massage with champagne and strawberries (a $368 value)
As couples lie side by side like twin Supermen or tomorrow’s socks, licensed massage therapists knead knots and de-stress tendons through a variety of Swedish, myofascial, and deep-tissue massage techniques. Soothing aromatherapy fragrances fill the air throughout the experience, wafting a bouquet of essential oils into the nostrils.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 120 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 48hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for listed services. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About World of Health
The brigade of chiropractors and physical therapists at World of Health vanquishes spinal and musculoskeletal discomfort and educates patients in nutrition and other facets of wellness. Massage therapists custom-blend therapeutic-grade essential oils to obliterate tension within a multitude of modalities, from myofascial release to sports massage. As they prepare a course of treatment, dedicated doctors engage with each patient's health history and consider such factors as lifestyle, heredity, and tendency to pole-vault.