The pen is mightier than the sword, but that’s only because the pen spends three nights per week bench-pressing paper clips. Stay in tiptop sharp-object-dodging shape with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get four weeks of boot-camp classes at Chi-Town Boot Camps (a $197 value). Today's deal is valid at the Arlington Heights, Chicago, and Evanston locations.
Chi-Town Boot Camps' sculpted staff motivates participants during the results-oriented fitness program, designed to whittle weakness from flagging physiques, leaving tough and toned musculatures. Surrender exteriors to a course of 45-minute nonstop workouts, each incorporating cardio exercises, strength training, core tightening, and balance building, until bodies are sufficiently able to crush bricks into sand and sand into immortality. Those who lack sufficient motivation will benefit from the amiable coaching of the health-savvy instructors, who keep students inspired, offer nutritional coaching, and body slam any desperate donuts that try to sneak onto the premises.
Classes are held at all three locations on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at 5:30 a.m., 6:30 a.m., and 9 a.m. The Arlington Heights and Chicago locations will have 5:30 p.m. classes available beginning in early to mid-June. Students must register online prior to starting classes.
Chi-Town Boot Camps
Co-owner Craig Kastning and his crew of devoted personal trainers push clients toward the finish lines of personal fitness goals through fat-burning and muscle-toning exercises. Fueled by motivational words from exercise gurus and promises of a MAS*H-reunion episode, customers reduce corporeal circumferences by relying on a nutrition cheat sheet and custom workout routines. In addition to burning calories and building up formerly dilapidated muscle groups, the trainers at Chi Town Boot Camps boost trainee endurance through jogging and other exercises that set heart rates racing.