Aside from wearing boldly lettered sandwich boards, the human body communicates most clearly and efficiently through its feelers and its eyebrows. Today's Groupon gives eyebrows the customization they seek: for $7, you get eyebrow threading services at Wow Brows!'s new location at the Stonecrest Shopping Center (a $15 value).

Wow Brows! keeps eye awnings expertly arched with the fibrous art of threading, a hair-removal technique that safely shapes and trims eyebrows. Cotton thread twists along unwanted hairs, trapping them tightly and banishing them from the brow line and its extravagant roof-top galas for up to four weeks. Wow Brows!’s highly trained staff uses extra-sanitary threading practices to remove facial fibers, including light, thin, and hard-to-see hairs, and the five- to ten-minute strand-shucking procedure feels similar to tweezing. As threading does not use hot wax, plucking, or unconstructive criticism, it is a gentler brow-shaping alternative for sensitive skins. Groupon holders can waltz into Wow Brows! without an appointment, so brows can be beautified at the drop of a hat or medium-sized cannonball.