A scholar once said that beauty is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused, which is why naked mole rats lead angry, bitter lives underground. Enhance your pulchritude with today’s Groupon to Xclusive Tan, with locations in Commerce Township, Livonia, and Waterford. Choose between the following options:
- For $19, you get three red-light RenuvaSkin treatments at the Livonia location (a $59.97 value).
- For $29, you get three Mystic spray tans at any location (up to an $89.97 value).<p>
Xclusive Tan’s epidermal artists transform physiques into heavenly bodies with a host of skin-rejuvenation and tanning services. During three RenuvaSkin sessions, visitors stand on a vibrating platform and revel in head-to-toe crimson LED beams. The combination of motive and spectral stimuli aims to bolster muscle tone and circulation, tighten lax elastin, and spur collagen production and boost morale within fibroblast factories. Soul-cage surfaces typically attain noticeable softening after each 12-minute procedure, but repeated exposure can assuage pigmentation problems and shake accumulated wrinkles out of vintage birthday suits.
For sun-kissed hues, patrons opt for triumvirates of UV-free Mystic spray tans, which gild hides with airborne infusions of polarized bronzers to the beat of articulate audio instructions. Rich, streak-free hues crest skin in 24 hours, leaving bodies more beach-ready than waterproofed sandcastles.