What You'll Get
In the Old West, cowboys rode into town to have a glass of whiskey at the town saloon, heckle the thieves in the stockades, and exfoliate their rugged mugs with the sheriff's spurs. Saddle up for modern shaping up with today's Groupon: for $18, you get $40 worth of salon and spa services at Xenon International Academy on West Douglas Avenue.
Xenon International Academy's accredited beauty-school curriculum trains fledgling spa and salon technicians in the ways of the scissors and the cucumber slice. These able aesthetician aspirants perform the Academy's variety of services under the watchful eye of a licensed and experienced instructor. With a customized facial treatment ($30), they'll replace your face's neon-green glow with a healthier radiance by cleansing, exfoliating, and balancing dizzy skin tissue. An acne-clearing treatment ($36–$40) targets and evicts any insurgent blackheads, whiteheads, and inflamed redheads that have been vandalizing your pores. Broken, tattered, or torn nails can be carefully repaired for $3, and more ambitious customers can luxuriate in a complete French manicure ($18–$19) before chasing it with a spa pedicure ($24–$25) in a throne chair salvaged from the spa in Tutankhamun’s tomb. A trained sculptor of scalp whiskers can tame your hairy head monster into a stylish new 'do ($7–$8), then color it ($28–$30) so that you blend in with the fall foliage and evade hungry ogres on quiet walks through the forest.
Xenon International Academy has partnered with Peels Salon Services to provide professional, high-quality salon products during all its treatments. The Academy's 15,000-square-foot facility allows ample space for three fully equipped spa rooms, two private waxing rooms, and four spa pedicure units, with enough room left over to park your company hovercraft. Walk-ins and appointments are welcome.
Xenon International Academy does not have many online reviews yet, but three Insider Pagers give it a four-star average:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid toward services only. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.