Like a milkshake, motor oil keeps innards happy, comes in many flavors, and makes a mess when shot through a straw. Give your car a viscous treat with today's Groupon: for $18, you get a premium oil change at Xpress Lube, with locations on Mae Anne Avenue and Longley Lane (a $40 value).
An AOCA quick-lube service center, Xpress Lube reboots roadsters with its speedy yet comprehensive oil-change services. Leave your trusty quad-wheeled steed in the loving, wrench-like hands of Xpress's oil wranglers, who will bequeath up to five quarts of precious engine blood unto tired combustion bearings and replace mangy oil filters with fresh, new contaminant-catching nets. Fluids are topped off, and grease fittings are properly lubricated. A thorough inspection rounds out the 20-minute auto event, heavily scrutinizing 22 of your car's most critically acclaimed points, including tire pressure, battery condition, wiper blades, exterior lights, and the future-traveling capabilities of your flux capacitor.