A robust tan helps catch the eye of potential suitors and disguises the evidence of long months spent underground organizing prairie-dog street gangs. Cover up your subterranean activities with today's Groupon to XSport Fitness. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get five UV–free spray tans (an $84 value). Mystic Tan spray tanning is available at 12 Chicago–area locations: Lakeview, Piper's Alley, Downers Grove, Logan Square, Lombard, Niles, Lyons, Naperville, St. Charles, Arlington Heights North, and Libertyville; VersaSpa spray tanning is available only at the State Street location.
- For $49, you get 10 entry-level UV tans (a $102 value), valid at any of XSport's 22 Chicago–area locations.
Open 24 hours a day, XSport Fitness gilds pallid patrons with sunless Mystic Tan and VersaSpa systems as well as regularly relamped UV beds. With Mystic Tan and VersaSpa spray-tan sessions, unstained patrons stand in private booths while a moisturizing mist sweeps over the skin, bestowing the body with the healthy golden glow of a Spanish doubloon polished up for a night on the town. In about two minutes, airbrushes apply a natural tone that can be customized according to body size, skin type, and desired color. The formula imbues dermises with a bronze, line-free tan without the hassle of spending all summer loitering around sandcastle hard-hat zones.
XSport patrons who prefer UV to vapor tanning can enhance their exteriors with top-shelf European tanning equipment. Bright and effective entry-level beds include an easy-to-use display, air control, and music management. During a 20-minute maximum tan (15-minute maximum at the Batavia, Elmhurst, and Piper's Alley locations), tanners can take two 10-minute naps or memorize the prelude to the preamble to the Constitution.