A robust tan helps catch the eye of potential suitors and disguises the evidence of long months spent underground organizing prairie-dog street gangs. Cover up your subterranean activities with today's Groupon to XSport Fitness in Falls Church or Alexandria. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get five UV-free spray tans (an $84 value).
- For $49, you get 10 entry-level UV tans (a $102 value).
Open 24 hours a day, XSport Fitness gilds pallid patrons with sunless Mystic Tan at the Falls Church location and VersaSpa systems at the Alexandria location as well as regularly re-lamped UV beds. With Mystic Tan and VersaSpa spray-tan sessions, unstained patrons stand in private booths while a moisturizing mist sweeps over the skin, bestowing the body with the healthy golden glow of a Spanish doubloon polished up for a night on the town. In about two minutes, airbrushes apply a natural tone that can be customized according to body size, skin type, and desired color. The formula imbues epidermises with bronze, line-free tans without the hassle of spending all summer loitering around sandcastle hard-hat zones.
XSport patrons who prefer UV to vapor tanning can enhance their exteriors with top-shelf European tanning equipment. Bright and effective entry-level beds include easy-to-use displays, air control, and music management. During a 20-minute maximum tan, tanners can take two 10-minute naps or memorize the prelude to the preamble to the Constitution.