What You'll Get
A robust tan helps catch the eye of potential suitors and disguises the evidence of long months spent underground organizing prairie-dog street gangs. Cover up your subterranean activities with today's Groupon to XSport Fitness in Falls Church or Alexandria. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get five UV-free spray tans (an $84 value).
- For $49, you get 10 entry-level UV tans (a $102 value).
Open 24 hours a day, XSport Fitness gilds pallid patrons with sunless Mystic Tan at the Falls Church location and VersaSpa systems at the Alexandria location as well as regularly re-lamped UV beds. With Mystic Tan and VersaSpa spray-tan sessions, unstained patrons stand in private booths while a moisturizing mist sweeps over the skin, bestowing the body with the healthy golden glow of a Spanish doubloon polished up for a night on the town. In about two minutes, airbrushes apply a natural tone that can be customized according to body size, skin type, and desired color. The formula imbues epidermises with bronze, line-free tans without the hassle of spending all summer loitering around sandcastle hard-hat zones.
XSport patrons who prefer UV to vapor tanning can enhance their exteriors with top-shelf European tanning equipment. Bright and effective entry-level beds include easy-to-use displays, air control, and music management. During a 20-minute maximum tan, tanners can take two 10-minute naps or memorize the prelude to the preamble to the Constitution.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 addl as a gift. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid until 4/29/11. Must activate tanning by 5/28/11; must redeem in full by 4/30/12. Must be 18+ or be accompanied by guardian. New clients must sign waiver for UV option. Must wear UV eyewear for UV option. All tans must be redeemed at the same location. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.