Like a toddler, the body collects foreign objects and must be tickled before agreeing to release them. Outwit a stubborn system with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get a 10-pad Kinoki Foot Pads Detox Cleansing Package ($34.99 value) from XSV360’s online store. Shipping is included.

The Kinoki Foot Pads Detox Cleansing system utilizes an adhesive patch applied to the sole of the foot designed to drain toxins from the body while you sleep. Drawing on traditional Chinese reflexology and acupressure principles, the patch derives its power from a potent salad of Japanese wood and bamboo vinegars, chitosan, dokudami, loquat leaf, vitamin C, vegetable fibre, tourmaline, and dextrin. Each morning, the tiny foot toga will show the effects of the nighttime treatment, which aims to strengthen the immune system, reduce pain, and lift energy, counteracting free radicals and balancing pH levels in the process. Weight may also elect to flee on foot with improvements in metabolism, and oxygen in the blood may take up table tennis with renewed vigour. The detox system’s designers estimate that a five-day course of treatment is sufficient for healthy individuals.