Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon to Xtreme Styles in Clinton. Choose from the following options:
- For $17, you get a Brazilian wax (a $35 value).
- For $25, you get a spa pedicure and basic manicure (a $52 value).
- For $30, you get a classic European facial (a $60 value).
The European facial, customized for each individual's skin type, begins with facial steaming, extraction, and exfoliation, cleansing fleshy emoticons before a Bioelements mask and moisturizer are applied. The facial finishes with a face, neck, and shoulder massage, and reflexology techniques foster relaxation and boost the body's ability to dodge falling coconuts. Xtreme Styles' attentive aestheticians mollycoddle flippers with a pedicure, gently massaging, thoroughly scrubbing, and unorthodoxly high-fiving feet ($40). Meanwhile, the basic manicure shapes and polishes finger shingles to perfection, readying them for clawing their way through the zombie apocalypse ($12). For the Brazilian wax, an aesthetician, like a Dutch prime minister who's tough on crime, promises to clean up the Netherlands, leaving beachside vacationers free to caper around the cabana with glabrous glee.
X-Treme Styles Salon
Founded as a tanning salon in 2003, X-Treme Styles Salon houses a staff of trained stylists and aestheticians versed in services for hair, skin, and nails. UV tanning beds and the VersaSpa sunless-skincare system team up with products such as Devoted Creations to add color and nutrients to clients' skin. Aestheticians rouse dormant hues from faces with the help of Bioelements masks, pumice crystals, and blank coloring books. And to counter unruly strands and fading hair colors, the resident stylists leverage a medley of Paul Mitchell products.