Your face is your personal billboard; if it falls into disrepair, teenagers will be tempted to spray-paint it with mustaches. Stave off surly graffiterati with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a deep cleansing facial at Y Facial Bar (a $70 value), located on Quinpool Road. Groupon customers will also receive 10% off a diamond microdermabrasion, oxygen therapy session, or long-time liner treatment on a return visit.

The skincare specialists at Y Facial Bar employ a stable of technological marvels to get faces looking younger, feeling softer, and smelling like a silk rose delicately crafted from skin lotion. The multi-course frontispiece feast begins with an ultrasonic wave machine that gazes deep into the face's soul with the penetrating insights of ion deduction. Heating the epidermal, dermal, subcutaneous (fatty), and igneous layers of the skinscape allows pores to breath easy as contaminants and impurities are evicted. Finally, infrared rays take the stage to accelerate circulation and boost epidermal metabolism, ironing out wrinkles and painting on your face a picture of health and vibrancy.

Once the high-tech 20-minute portion of the Y-Facial is completed, one of the capable aestheticians will apply a collagen mask, herbal cream finish, and mini-massage. The entire process takes a brisk 40 minutes, ideal for lunch hours, unobtrusive Scrabble breaks, or second-period chemistry-class field trips. Call to make an appointment.