Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into a frozen tundra, then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat your devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get an initial orthodontic exam, x-rays, and impressions (a $450 value) plus $1,000 to put toward Invisalign, Incognito, or braces teeth-straightening treatment at Yanni Orthodontics in Tolland.
Hartford Magazine recommends Dr. Janice Yanni as a top area dentist, and both the doctor and her qualified staff strive to keep patients comfortable as they outfit them with corrective orthodontic devices. An initial exam—including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain—paves the way for a set of traditional braces, customized teeth sheaths, or Incognito braces designed to slowly shift your walnut crackers into perfect alignment. Invisalign straightens crooked chompers through a combination of advanced 3-D computer graphics and the sorcerous incantations of old-fashioned orthodontia. Orthodontists are trained and certified in the Invisalign process, which eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye.
Fully customizable Incognito braces place a network of brackets and wires behind the teeth, making them undetectable to most observers who do not climb inside your mouth. The total cost of Invisalign, Incognito, or braces varies with each customer, but this Groupon grants $1,000 to put toward the final cost. Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 Invisaligners will be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw.