What You'll Get
Mowing the lawn is like a shave for your house, which would otherwise grow a pretentious shrub goatee or twisted ivy muttonchops. Keep your grass groomed with today's Groupon: for $60, you get one lawncare treatment (maximum 0.5 acres) from Yard Smart (a $120 value).
Through an assortment of plant-pruning procedures, Yard Smart's horticultural house calls beautify scraggly yards and lawns. A strict regimen of mowing, edging, and trimming will tame unruly underbrush before it can enact its nefarious plot to invade the patio. Spot-sprayers do away with disrespectful weeds, and overgrown bushes and shrubs get trimmed down to size. At the end of the day, wayward grass and clippings are blown from lawns, patios, and snooping neighbors' mustaches. Clients seeking additional cultivation can inquire about mulching, fertilizing, and pest/disease management, though these services are not covered by this Groupon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required; subject to availability. Valid only for lawns of 1/2 acres or less. Valid only in 31322, 31302, 31408, 31405, 31419, 31406, 31407, and 31324 zip codes. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.