Mowing the lawn is like a shave for your house, which would otherwise grow a pretentious shrub goatee or twisted ivy muttonchops. Keep your grass groomed with today's Groupon: for $60, you get one lawncare treatment (maximum 0.5 acres) from Yard Smart (a $120 value).
Through an assortment of plant-pruning procedures, Yard Smart's horticultural house calls beautify scraggly yards and lawns. A strict regimen of mowing, edging, and trimming will tame unruly underbrush before it can enact its nefarious plot to invade the patio. Spot-sprayers do away with disrespectful weeds, and overgrown bushes and shrubs get trimmed down to size. At the end of the day, wayward grass and clippings are blown from lawns, patios, and snooping neighbors' mustaches. Clients seeking additional cultivation can inquire about mulching, fertilizing, and pest/disease management, though these services are not covered by this Groupon.