English politeness infiltrates every aspect of life, from pointing pinkies instead of forefingers to convincing codfish that deep fryers are nothing more than hot tubs. Leave the prep to the professionals with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of traditional English fare at Ye Olde English Chippie, located on Howard Avenue.

Ye Olde English Chippie batters authentic, high-quality English take-out fare in an open, sunny kitchen. Sink hooks or unused battleships into a fish and chip dinner, a choice of halibut ($12.75), haddock ($5.80), or cod ($5.55) cooked in a light beer batter and accompanied by one side dish, such as baked beans, coleslaw, gravy, or mushy peas. McAllister pie and chip dinners warm Anglophilic insides with a tiny union jack and steak and ale ($6.50), meat and potato ($5.99) and mushroom ($5) varietals, and nontraditional options like the hamburger ($5.50), sausage ($4.90) and chicken strips ($9.99) please less patriotic palates.