What You'll Get
Homes are like irish terriers—if not properly tended, they resort to bratty acts of defiance such as removing all the buttons from your shirts and humming show tunes when you're trying to meditate. Today's Groupon keeps your habitat happy: for $59, you get $150 worth of window-cleaning services from Yellow Van Handyman.
Yellow Van Handyman helps restore smudged, grimy windows to their natural, transparent luster. Squeegee in hand, the Yellow Van Handyman will venture within 25 miles of the 54914 zip code to bathe soiled sun gates and their sills and tracks ($5/pane of glass, plus an additional $1.50/pane on a second story). Invading tribes of dirt, grime, and spray-paint-wielding raindrops are exiled from exteriors, and interiors also get a makeover, with fingerprints and food-fight remnants removed and sent to rival houses' windows. Insect screens made messy by hordes of unorganized mosquitoes can be rehabbed into trusted, pest-preventing portals ($1.50/screen). Call ahead or go online to HomeTask.com and enter your Groupon code to schedule an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required 24hr in advance; subject to weather. New clients only. May not be valid for broken or out of repair windows. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.