The best present a person can receive is love, but the second-best present is a box of puppies wrapped in money. Attain the proper foliage covering for money-wrapped dog boxes with today's Groupon to Yellow Van Handyman. Choose from the following options:
- For $62, you get a 7'–8' Douglas-fir Christmas tree and home delivery (a $139 value).
- For $134, you get a 7'–8' Douglas-fir Christmas tree, plus home delivery and stand set up (a $299 value).
Every evergreen delivered has been fresh-cut and sheared with the utmost care and precision. Trees are guaranteed to arrive in pristine condition, ornament-ready, and exuding a highly festive aroma. Opt for the set-up service and Yellow Van's certified handymen will dutifully plant the yuletide sprout in your Christmas-tree stand, sparing you the perennial embarrassment and shame that accompany a lopsided tree. The Yellow Van handymen will deliver trees to any location within a 25-mile radius of downtown Seattle or a 10-mile radius from downtown Tacoma. Celebrating Christmas with a plastic Christmas tree is like celebrating Thanksgiving with a plush turkey, Labor Day with the president of a corrupt textile mill, or Valentine's Day with a terrible raven shouting at you from the doorway. Preserve the spirit of the season with today's deal.
All orders must be placed by December 8.
Yellow Van Handyman
A branch of the umbrella company HomeTask, Yellow Van Handyman assists in the company mission of carrying out necessary maintenance, repairs, and improvements on customers' homes. Company founder Jerrod Sessler, dubbed a Veteran Small Business Champion at the 2010 Washington State Small Business Awards, designed Yellow Van Handyman to be endlessly adaptable to modern households’ ever-changing needs. Yellow Van Handyman's dedicated franchisers provide customers with a complete spectrum of home and office repair services, fixing leaky faucets, patching drywall, and replacing windows damaged by ultrarealistic 3-D sports broadcasts.