What You'll Get
The first master yogis bent themselves like twist-ties around their enemies, smothering them with relaxing vibes. Now that all of your human and animal enemies are dead or in exile, today's Groupon offers a chance to defeat work-related stress with a 70-minute Thai yoga massage at Yoga Kneads for $45 (a $115 value).
A Thai yoga massage is an ancient healing method that uses full-body stretching and muscle manipulation to improve range of motion. First, your trained massage therapist will take you through a 20-minute ayurvedic test to find any imbalances or maple-syrup deposits. Then she will create a customized treatment plan to knead your needs. For the next 70 minutes, acupressure techniques and pressure-point reflexology will free your energy flow and induce relaxation. Rhythmic massage movements mingle with passive progressive-yoga stretching to release at least seven caged pigeons of tension.
Relax on a comfortable yoga mat in loose clothing as a massage artist delves into your lint-filled energy pockets to improve circulation, balance energy, and relax the entire body. Thai yoga massage can reduce stress, relieve neck and back pain, improve flexibility, and increase energy. If the plethora of benefits listed isn’t enticing enough, Oprah—the galaxy’s third-most-powerful living mortal, right behind Confucius and Mr. T—said Thai yoga massage is the best style of massage during a taping of her daily car-giveaway game show.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New customers only. Not valid with other offers. No cash back. Appointment required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.