What You'll Get
Like defusing a bomb, a well-executed dance routine requires concentration, skill, and a nervous partner who questions your every move before unexpectedly jumping out of a window. Blow onlookers away with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a punch card for 10 Zumba classes at Yoga with Linda in Cicero (up to a $50 value).
Yoga with Linda's passionate instructors guide groups of fitness-goers through the rhythmic dance moves that characterize zesty Zumba sessions. In order to eradicate excess calories and pesky inhibitions, Zumba fuses hypnotic Latin grooves with easy-to-follow dance steps that even beginners and klutzy shadows can quickly master. Two-stepping teachers employ intervals of both fast and slow dancing, peppering each routine with spurts of resistance training so that muscles can define themselves before the British tabloids define them first. Yoga with Linda's class schedule offers Zumba four days a week, and hip-shakers must be at least 13 years of age to participate.
Though Yoga with Linda sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. Must be 13 or older. Must sign waiver. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.