From Napoleon's great crab walk through Europe to J. Robert Oppenheimer's discovery of nuclear fission by kissing his own elbow, victory has always gone to the most flexible. Overpower enemies with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a five-class pass at YogaLife Studios, located in South Edmonton Common. YogaLife Studios’ graceful guides administer an array of drop-in classes intended for beginners and genetically engineered Gumbys in their spacious, streamlined studio. A hatha yoga course tends the seeds of inner peace by focusing on breath, relaxation, and flexibility, and a hot flow class, whose plot unravels in a room kept at a cleansing 38–40 degrees Celsius, banishes trespassing toxins to an unhappy dimension inhabited by 14th-century diseases and unsupportive office chairs. Check the class schedule for time and availability.
Although Yogalife has few reviews, more than 500 Facebookers are fans.