Like exes, check-engine lights, and paparazzi, hair sometimes pops up in inconvenient locations and won't go away without the aid of a burly mechanic or some lasers. Banish hair and keep your dermis bare with today’s deal: for $99, you get four laser hair-removal sessions at Yonge Eglinton Laser Eye + Cosmetic Centre (up to a $596 value). This deal is valid for treatments to the underarms, chin, upper lip, sideburns, bikini line, or neck (front or back). If you purchase one Groupon for four sessions, at least one session must completed by March 13, 2011; if you purchase two Groupons for eight sessions total, then at least two sessions must have been completed by March 13.

Yonge Eglinton offers state-of-the-art hair-zapping procedures in a warm and inviting laser lab. The professional light-wielders harness the power of the LightSheer treatment, which removes unwanted strands quickly and safely while keeping the delicate dermis protected from the laser's heat and incessant punning via a contact-cooling handpiece. The speedy light procedure can take only minutes for a small patch of fur or up to an hour for a more hair-populous portion of the body. Smooth a stubbly chin or underarms before relocating paint-drawn hand puppets to a less busy locale, or opt for a lip, neck, sideburns, or bikini-area banishment.

The often-permanent hair-removal treatment is less painful than laser-hair addition, and the highly experienced and friendly technicians ensure that patients only feel a slight pinching sensation before banishing hair forever. Results are different for all patients, but an average of six to eight sessions for women or eight to 10 for men are required for permanent hair loss—therefore you have the option of purchasing two Groupons for a total of eight encounters with the follicle-fighting laser. Treatments are staggered over several appointments. Call ahead to schedule your first session.