What You'll Get
Backs, like sibling relationships, become tense from unannounced piggyback rides and fights over who has the nicest scapulas. Ease tension between the body's parts with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a half-hour massage (a $48.67 value, not including HST), a Brazilian wax (a $57.52 value, not including HST), and an underarms wax (a $17.70 value, not including HST) at Yorkville Massage Therapy (a $123.89 total value, not including HST).
Yorkville Massage Therapy's 13 registered massage therapists mould muscles and tease out tensions with a wide variety of massage modalities, holistic treatments, and spa services. After filling out a health intake and consent form, patients recline in clean studios and settle into a half-hour massage. Therapists work the full body in manipulation techniques such as deep tissue, Swedish, Thai, myofascial release, ball-pit submersion, and other styles suited to the client's particular needs and desires to promote relaxation and practice prevention. Undeterred by injured areas or groups of freckles reciting Greek verse, therapist hands gently work around any broken bones, cuts, burns, and other skin conditions during treatment. An expert team of aestheticians follow up each skin softening by sculpting bikini-area landscapes with a Brazilian wax and removing flora from underarms to enable confidence while finger painting ceiling murals. All three services last approximately 60 to 90 minutes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Taxes and gratuity not included. Aesthetics scheduling valid only on weekdays. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.