What You'll Get
Our bodies are our temples, which is why we must constantly work to whittle them into the shape of a Greek god or Doric column. Maintain your living statue with today’s Groupon to Youthful Radiance Spa. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get one body-sculpting cellulite treatment (a $210 value).
- For $250, you get three body-sculpting cellulite treatments (a $630 value).
- For $375, you get five body-sculpting cellulite treatments (a $750 value).
Armed with the latest in microcurrent technology, Youthful Radiance Spa’s seasoned age-wranglers use a noninvasive, FDA-approved method aimed at tightening skin and reducing cellulite. After a personal consultation takes stock of skin's topography, the spa's technicians slather a conductive blend of products onto the skin and spend the remainder of the hour gliding a wand across skull-hulls' various barnacles. As an electric current dances excitedly from the wand into specific acupuncture points, it motivates the production of collagen, felling wrinkles, firming droopy flesh-folds, and shrinking pores.
The gentle treatment requires no downtime and leaves behind no scars, swells, or bruises—just a smooth, unblemished skeleton-holder that glows like an irradiated peach. Though many patients will see results after their first treatment, it may take 10–15 treatments to see full results, depending on skin condition.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.