Our bodies are our temples, which is why we must constantly work to whittle them into the shape of a Greek god or Doric column. Maintain your living statue with today’s Groupon to Youthful Radiance Spa. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get one body-sculpting cellulite treatment (a $210 value).
- For $250, you get three body-sculpting cellulite treatments (a $630 value).
- For $375, you get five body-sculpting cellulite treatments (a $750 value).
Armed with the latest in microcurrent technology, Youthful Radiance Spa’s seasoned age-wranglers use a noninvasive, FDA-approved method aimed at tightening skin and reducing cellulite. After a personal consultation takes stock of skin's topography, the spa's technicians slather a conductive blend of products onto the skin and spend the remainder of the hour gliding a wand across skull-hulls' various barnacles. As an electric current dances excitedly from the wand into specific acupuncture points, it motivates the production of collagen, felling wrinkles, firming droopy flesh-folds, and shrinking pores.
The gentle treatment requires no downtime and leaves behind no scars, swells, or bruises—just a smooth, unblemished skeleton-holder that glows like an irradiated peach. Though many patients will see results after their first treatment, it may take 10–15 treatments to see full results, depending on skin condition.
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