Despite her cheery demeanor, kindness to children, and penchant for wavering accents, Mrs. Doubtfire retired in shame when clients realized how bad she looked in pants. Sign up for straightforward sweeping with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get two hours of maid service from You’ve Got Maids (a $74 value).
You’ve Got Maids dispatches a dean’s list of Maid University–certified sanitizers eager to exercise their know-how throughout the disheveled domains of Charleston. Using environmentally sound products, the merry maids take a green approach to house cleaning to minimize any danger to kids, floor-licking puppies, and good ol’ mother earth. Kitchens are cleaned inside and out, from cobwebs and baseboards to the sauce-caked surfaces of the microwave, and living areas are made fit for couch-surfing royalty. Bedrooms are zapped with Mary Poppins–like magic, and bathrooms are scrubbed clean of soap scum, toothpaste caterpillars, and shameful memories of ill-received shower concerts. Satisfaction is absolutely guaranteed, and if any stone is left unscrubbed, devoted dingy busters will return within 24 hours to reclean it for free.