According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon: for $45, you get one hour of house-cleaning services by two maids or two hours of house-cleaning services by one maid from You've Got Maids (a $90 value). See You’ve Got Maids’ list of valid zip codes for service.
Each of You've Got Maids’ tidiness technicians study scrubology at the company's patented Maid University before going forth to cleanse homes with eco-friendly methods. At the beginning of their appointment, customers can communicate house-purging priorities to the maids by assembling a list of their most filth-laden fan blades and pointing out which walls are more splattered than Jackson Pollock's kitchen after a food fight.
If no specific areas wear their griminess on their sleeves, dust banishers will begin at the baseboards and scrub their way toward skylight-speckled ceilings during the course of the one-hour appointment. You've Got Maids respects Mother Earth while removing her muddy minions from carpets with a variety of green-cleaning products, including HEPA backpack vacuums and microfiber cleaning cloths.