Like Shakespeare’s plays, the last slice of pizza is a time-honored source of drama featuring passionate discourse, Faustian bargains, and the tears of full-grown men. Engage in the language of chomp-able cuisine with today’s Groupon for pizza and drinks from zpizza's San Diego or Chula Vista locations. Choose from the following options:

• For $10, you get $20 worth of dine-in or carryout pizza and drinks.
• For $40, you get $80 worth of catered pizza and drinks.

At zpizza, diners of all dietary restrictions are transported to the epicurean promised land with a menu's worth of freshly prepared hand-thrown pies, salads, and sandwiches. Certified organic chefs employ natural crusts and ingredients, such as skim mozzarella, tomato sauce, and tree-elf tears, to forge delectable pies, including the large ZBQ pizza, which arrives topped with barbecue chicken, roasted peppers, and sweet corn ($16.95). The vegan-friendly small-size Berkeley threads strands of veggie-burger crumbles, mushrooms, and four other vegetables into its frock of vegan-cheese covering ($11.50), and the california salad combines avocado with red onions, cucumber, tomatoes, and black olives.

Those with wheat-related allergies or grudges against overachieving multigrains can opt for a gluten-free crust, which can be applied to any of zpizza's classic pies. Alternately, choose to cater the craveable, health-conscious treats, which can be picked up or delivered to football gatherings, birthday parties, and rowdy Arbor Day celebrations. The website provides nutrition information for each of zpizza's pizzas, rusticas, pastas, and salads, allowing calorie counters to craft a meal that suits their needs.