Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't "mail fraud," is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of spa services at Zazu The Salon on Victoria Avenue. This temple of beauty harnesses trained spa technicians to fully relax ready-to-luxuriate clients, and Grouponers can choose from a plethora of services, such as hair, nail, facial, massage, and waxing treatments. Pamper pavement patrollers with an essential pedicure ($45), a 45-minute tootsie-lovin' experience involving a soak, cuticle work, filing, and polish, or wake up sleepy skin with the essential facial ($60), which includes a cleanse, tone, steam, mask, and exfoliation before rich, seaweed-based moisture envelopes dermis in a knowing, oceanic embrace.