What You'll Get
Clothing keeps people warm and looking fashionable, but its most important duty is replenishing bellybutton lint. Keep navels stocked with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $80 worth of designer clothing and accessories at Zella's.
Zella's bundles mature women in snazzy styles from respected brand names in sizes 4 through 2X. Shoppers can rifle through racks of Lady Noiz tops, jackets, and leggings (up to $80), embellished with sparkling bling to improve visibility for satellites orbiting above. Shoppers can exhibit an executive appearance with a Keren Hart–tailored career jacket (up to $80), or adorn earlobes painlessly and paintlessly with a pair of Mam clip-on earrings (up to $80). A rhinestone handbag (up to $80) from Blue Elegance can store such essentials as wallets, keys, and emergency stashes of glow sticks.
In addition to furnishing figure-complementing clothing, Zella's perfumes shoppers with custom-scented and custom-blended bath and body products while sculpting cranium styles with haircut, color, and perm services from their salon. Chipper boutique employees sustain shoppers with complimentary cookies and coffee and decorate gifts in free giftwrapping services and the pages of autobiographies written by well-behaved pro baseball players. Monthly customer appreciation events, such as fashion shows and book reviews, allow customers to dress their noggins in fashionable, machine-washable knowledge.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.