What You'll Get
Soak away the worries that have lodged themselves in the nooks of your joints and the crooks of your connective tissues, while inhaling a bouquet of soothing, therapeutic scents. Today's deal will restore your body to a nubile state of relaxed joyousness unlike any since you got your braces removed. For $32, you get your choice of an individual one-hour massage or therapy session (up to a $64.95 value) at Zen Massage in Olathe. You can add aromatherapy to any one-hour session for $5, or reflexology therapy for $15. Zen Massage is open all seven days of the Gregorian week, and seven of the eight days of the Beatles-ian week.
Zen Massage's facility provides 10 private rooms to about 20 licensed massage therapists, a staff that is versed in many individual massages or therapy techniques. For tried-and-true relaxation, the long stroking ministrations of a Swedish massage ($39.95) will melt your tense and tired muscles into buttery bliss. If your legs are exhausted by kick-ball played during recess at the office, Zen's sports massage ($49) will relieve tired tendons and promote flexibility. Preggo patrons will enjoy Zen's pregnancy massage ($54.95), specially designed to relieve pain and aches in the back, neck, hips, legs, and weight-bearing joints, while the momentarily lazy can outsource their daily yoga to one of Zen's Thai massage ($59.95) practitioners, who will use their entire body (knees, legs, hands, feet) to stretch your body for you with a series of yogic positions. Other options include deep-tissue therapy, neuromuscular therapy, hot-stone therapy, reiki therapy, and Esalen.
Invest in yourself with today's Groupon to Zen Massage, and retreat from the stresses and strains of a high-powered career crash-testing helicopters. Call ahead to schedule your appointment, or gently write it on your massage therapist's back with your fingernail.
The hourlong session includes dressing and consultation time, if needed.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Not valid on couples, reflexology, and cranial sacral massages. By appointment only, subject to availability. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Zen Massage
Zen Massage's team of licensed estheticians customize facials to clients' needs, administering add-ons that target eyes, lips, and hands. LED light therapy is also available. Additionally, certified massage therapists take kinks and knots to task with a wide range of massage modalities designed to address all manner of physical and emotional distress. They offer Swedish, sports, and deep-tissue massages, to name a few.