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What You'll Get
An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own prank phone call. Dial up your self-image with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $39 for one 30-minute Lypossage body-contouring treatment ($90 value)
- $99 for three 30-minute Lypossage body-contouring treatments ($270 value).
The massage therapists at Zen Massage Center treat soft tissue to the soothing kneads of Lypossage, a modality designed to smooth skin on a range of body zones, including the hips, thighs, midriff, arms, and neck. During the 30-minute treatment, the practitioner works to melt uneven deposits of fatty cells with deep-tissue strokes that break up subdermal adhesions, which contribute to the blemishing appearance of cellulite, and delicate pokes that break up bubble-wrap tuxedos. They'll also incorporate the firm motions of lymphatic-drainage massage, which may help purge stagnant lymphatic fluid and reset the body's internal-communication system. The technique may also improve circulation, leaving clients feeling rejuvenated enough to clear their attics of crumpled New Year's resolutions.
The Fine Print
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About Zen Massage Center
Tom Augustyniak knows more than a thing or two about how the body works. In 1985, he earned his masters in physical education in Wroclaw, Poland, and he has a 3rd degree black belt in Judo to his name. (Tangentially, Judo translates to English as the "gentle way" and is the art of using someone's strength of over-exertion against them.) This preponderance of understanding informs Tom's extensive repertoire of massage techniques, which he officially honed at the Helma Institute of Massage Therapy in 1999. Gliding Swedish strokes simply easy pain while bolstering circulation, and more intensive deep tissue techniques target buried muscle knots. Tom's advanced Lypossage sessions aim to trim down excess inches by shooing away cellulite and melting any accidentally swallowed ice cubes. For clients who have insane schedules or are incapable of using maps, Tom is available for home visits in Bergen County.