What You'll Get
For centuries, mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Get a safe and savory knead with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a 80-minute Zen Swedish massage (a $69.95 value) with hot stones (a $20 value), aromatherapy (a $5 value), and a hot towel treatment (a $5 value) at Zen Massage's Missouri City location (a $99.95 total value).
Zen Massage’s friendly licensed therapists knead muscles back into doughy bliss with 80 minutes of connective strokes. Swedish massage is one of the most popular types of knead, stimulating circulation and reducing emotional and physical stress by melting tense muscles like the sun melts scoops of ice cream. Each massage is customized to patient preferences, so therapists can use light, medium, or firm pressure. Hot stones placed along stressed areas allow for the release of deeply buried tension, while aromatherapy uses blended essential oils to calm the senses. At the close of the massage, therapists wrap customers in hot towels, allowing the sultry heat to melt newly-plied muscles into non-hydrogenated muscle butter.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.