Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $39, you get a 60-minute Zenya fusion massage with reflexology at Zenya Yoga & Massage Studio in Newport News (an $80 value).

Zenya Yoga & Massage's licensed therapist helps guests to achieve a better balance between mind and body with a menu of therapies that soothe achy musculature. The one-hour fusion massage uses rhythmic movements to alleviate sore yoga muscles and cramped backs caused by being stuck in human-size venus flytraps. As body tension unravels, invigorating scents of sandalwood, lavender, kava kava, and St. John's wort nourish nostrils with pleasant aromas. The reflexology add-on helps to improve circulation and balance by focusing on reflex points on the hands and feet, aiming to stimulate energies in related organs, glands, and body systems.