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October 19, 2013
What You'll Get
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $599, you get three Zerona laser body-sculpting treatments on one major body area at Zerona Laser OC in Rancho Santa Margarita (a $1,228 value).
Zerona Laser OC harnesses the body-molding power of noninvasive lasers to cultivate more contoured bone abodes. The Zerona laser system uses an FDA market-cleared laser to blast couch-sitting fat cells with little to no pain or downtime, allowing a quick return to real-world responsibilities such as earning money, taking care of family, and feeding the demon plant in the basement. Aspiring waist whittlers first attend a consultation before any procedures take place to determine the course of lipid-blasting action. During each approximately 40-minute session, a cold laser zaps fat-filled adipose cells, causing lipids to leak into intercellular space where they are disposed of by the body's natural detoxification processes. Customers can buy two Groupons and combine their powers to form the recommended six treatments, potentially losing inches from almost any area, including waists, hips, thighs, and caudal fins.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate treatments by 4/30/12, treatments expire 1 week from activation date. By appointment only. Consultation required. Valid for 1 major body area; must use all treatments on same area. Must be 18 or older. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Zerona Laser OC
At Zerona Laser OC, a team led by Dr. Matthew Goda zaps away extra inches with the help of cold laser technology. During sessions, Erchonia's signature Zerona lasers liquefy lipids in stubbornly plump body areas, shrinking fat cells without affecting any other tissue or government-implanted homing chips. After each 40-minute session, extra water helps flush away the fat floating within intercellular space, with light exercise burning off what remains. To achieve optimal results, Dr. Goda recommends at least six sessions, spaced two days apart.