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What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $750 for 6 Zerona body-slimming treatments (a $2,000 value)
- $950 for 9 Zerona body-slimming treatments (a $3,000 value)
- $1,050 for 12 Zerona body-slimming treatments (a $4,000 value)<p>
Doctor of Chiropractic Jeffrey Newman harnesses FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistlines, backs, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid deposits can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.
Dr. Newman performs each treatment session within 72 hours of one another. For optimal results, the 6-treatment option must be redeemed over the span of two weeks, the 9-treatment option must be redeemed over the span of three weeks, and the 12-treatment option must be redeemed over the span of four weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.<p>
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Must activate by expiration date. 6-treatment option expires 2 weeks from activation, 9-treatment option expires 3 weeks from activation, and 12-treatment option expires 4 weeks from activation. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Must be 18 or older. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.