$999 for Six Slimming Zerona Laser Treatments at Zerona Santa Rosa ($2,400 Value)

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Licensed technicians melt away fat with noninvasive, nonthermal Zerona laser treatments, slimming down patients 3.5 inches on average

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Promotional value expires Jun 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. New clients only. Must be 18 or older, or have guardian consent. Must use all treatments on same area. Must meet medical requirements. Includes required pre-treatment consultation. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona laser treatments, plus nutritional supplements of niacin and carnitine at Zerona Santa Rosa (a $2,400 value).

Dr. Michael Ridgeway's team of licensed laser wielders zaps away stubborn fat deposits during noninvasive Zerona cold-laser treatments. In 40-minute sessions, energy from a nonthermal, low-level laser stimulates the membranes of fat cells, tickling them into submission as stubborn adipose tissue floats into interstitial space. Once neutralized, fatty tissues can be naturally flushed out of the body through the normal process of detoxification or via a make-out session with a geyser. During clinical testing, patients treated with six Zerona therapy sessions lost an average of 3.5 inches on targeted areas, whereas placebo groups lost only half an inch of fat while regularly receiving water injections and taking sugar pills.

Zerona Santa Rosa

Dr. Michael Ridgeway brings more than 30 years' experience in natural healing to Zerona Santa Rosa. He specializes in relieving back pain, sports injuries, carpal-tunnel syndrome, and herniated discs. His treatments aren't limited to adults: he's also certified to treat kids and pets. Aside from chiropractic care, he slenderizes bodies using Cavi-Lipo laser technology. During 40-minute treatments, nonthermal laser energy is used to help break down fat cells, causing them to release their contents into the body, where they can be flushed away by the lymphatic system or burned for energy.

Customer Reviews

Very nice experience
Linda L. · January 11, 2017
Very friendly. Older facility. Rustic feel. Great massage.
Ron Y. · January 5, 2017
The adjustment was one of the best I have had.. Thanks
Lynda N. · December 18, 2016
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    Memorial Hospital Neighborhood

    777 Farmers Ln.

    Santa Rosa, California 95405


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