According to a recent survey, people have listed chocolate as their preferred cause of death, followed closely by “money avalanche” and “dangerously high exposure to nudity.” Get one foot in the tastiest grave with today’s Groupon to Zexyberry. Choose from the following options:
- For $8, you get 200 grams of fondue melting chocolate, available in white, milk, or dark (a $16 value).
- For $30, you get a 30-piece gourmet chocolate-dipped fruit platter (a $62.99 value).
- For $48, you get a 48-piece gourmet chocolate-dipped fruit platter (a $96 value).<p>
Zexyberry indulges chocoholics with delectable treats hand-dipped in or prepared from premium Belgian chocolate, ideal for gift-giving or eating. Patrons can ease the pains of sweet teething with 200 grams of fondue chocolate available in milk, dark, or white chocolate. With a bubbling cauldron of edible black gold, clients can master the skewer-and-dip, covering anything they choose in chocolatey goodness. To get fingers in direct contact with toothsome treats, customers can choose a 30- or 48-piece gourmet chocolate-dipped fruit platter, available in a mix of white-, dark-, and milk-chocolate-coated bits. Prepared only with the freshest fruits, a platter may be populated with the likes of strawberries, bananas, blueberries, or exotic fruits drizzled and dazzled in chocolate for an artful presentation, like the original Mona Lisa was before it was devoured whole.