What You'll Get
Getting a good night's sleep is imperative to improve cognitive function, re-energize the body, and finally rise early enough to take back fishing bait from the birds. Acquire a positive outlook the easy way with today's Groupon: for $8, you get a 30-pack of snore-relieving sleep strips from Ziezta (a $19.99 value).
Ziezta strips help snorers, mouth breathers, and other dysfunctional snoozers get a full night's rest by helping them breathe through their noses. Once applied to the chin, each U-shaped adhesive activates nerve endings, telling jaw and cheek muscles to keep the mouth shut during sleep and trips to rival teams' sports bars. As their bodies learn to get shut-eye with closed lips, many users become nose breathers, preventing them from snore-waking family members and drooling on unsuspecting movie ushers. After about a week of Ziezta-fying, more peaceful slumber arrives for most, and symptoms such as dry mouth and raw throat fade away.
Hygienic, hypoallergenic, and free of gluten and latex, Ziezta strips are safe and easy to use for most people but should be avoided by those with medical-tape sensitivity or a soul-patch hobby. Each face-hugging adhesive leaves the mouth slightly open when awake, allowing the user to talk, drink, and sneeze with ease. The strips may also be ripped apart with the jaw muscles in case of emergency or during sleepwalking rap battles.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.