In an attempt to harness the power of time, humans have done everything from strapping a saddle to a grandfather clock to drinking protein shakes blended with pocket watches. Master passing minutes a healthier way with today's Groupon: for $10, you get an Original Collection watch from Zionic (a $20.25 value). Shipping included for US with this Groupon.
Zionic watches stylishly track time while emitting negative ions to foster the owner's overall body health. Molded from silicone, chronometers are infused with the positive powers of the natural minerals germanium and tourmaline, which work to invigorate bodies with increased strength, balance, energy, and flexibility. Available in six different sizes and 30 different colors, fashionable tickers may augment blood circulation and mental alertness while moderating stress and fatigue. An LCD screen offers temporal tidbits atop the lightweight, water-resistant wrist wrap with a battery good for 12 to 18 months or until used to jumpstart a submarine.
While watches are typically defined by displaying the hour, the most remarkable function of Zionic's stylish sport watches is completely unrelated to telling time. Infused in each watch's silicone band are particles of germanium and tourmaline that emit a constant aura of negative ions, which can provide a bevy of purported health benefits including increased endurance, higher energy levels, and spider-sense.
The timepieces themselves, however, don't slouch in the functions department. Water resistant to three atmospheres, the digital faces display the time, day, and date and weigh in at a feathery 10 grams.