Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they often lack the gentleness of a human touch. Rather than have bitter robots wash your car at a gas station, give your ride the luxurious hand wash it deserves with today’s Groupon for a hand car wash (a $25 value), a wax (a $15 value), and clear door-edge guards (a $10 value each) at Z.I.P.’s Detail Center. This Groupon is good at either the east location or the brand-new west location near the Oak View Mall. Depending on the number of escape hatches on your ride, select one of the following packages:
- $25 for a two-door automobile (a $60 value)
- $35 for a four-door automobile (an $80 value)
Z.I.P.’s starts with a full-service hand wash, during which skilled sparkling gurus examine every inch of your vehicle’s hull for filthy smudges and road backwash. Great care is taken to eliminate any drag-creating buildup that might slow down your land-train and inhibit it from making jumps through time. You’ll know your car is finished when you look into the fully dried exterior and see a reflection of your younger self, just like a grown-up Peter Pan imagining what his life would have been like had he stayed in Neverland. The tires and windows receive the same elbow grease, removing lingering dirt, grime, and fairy dust, and, finally, the portals to your magnificently shined-up chariot receive clear door-edge guards, which protect the outer limits of your doors from chipping, paint transfer, dents and dings, and last-minute plot twists.
Spring cleaning of the home is already a recognized national holiday, but spring cleaning of the car is often overlooked, as proven by the total lack of greeting cards that read: “Hope Your Spring Cleaning is Speedy, Vrroom!” Give your ride the seasonal care it deserves by putting it in the clean, mitt-covered hands of the expert buffers at Z.I.P.’s.
Though reviews for Z.I.P.’s Detail Center are still growing, six Google Mappers award it a perfect five stars: > * I could tell that the owner and employee care about what they do and that they care about customer satisfaction. They were pleasant, friendly, and accommodating [sic]. I will tell all of my friends to go there and will go back myself. – Jenn > * Car turned out great! Did not grease up the dash, was just right, carpet and windows were spotless and paint was shining! Cannot believe the quality of work done. – melis402