What You'll Get
Hands can say silently what words can’t say aloud, from a passive-aggressive movie critic’s thumbs-down, to an optimistic thumbs-up between fellow hostages. Tell your vehicle you care with today’s Groupon for hand washes at Z.I.P.'s Detail Center in Midtown. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get three car or small-truck washes (a $75 value).
- For $45, you get three truck, small-SUV, or crossover washes (a $90 value).
- For $50, you get three van or large-SUV washes (a $105 value).
Z.I.P.'s starts with a full-service hand wash, in which skilled sparkling gurus examine every inch of your vehicle's hull for filthy smudges and road backwash. Great care is taken to eliminate any drag-creating buildup that might slow down your land-train and inhibit it from making jumps through time. You'll know your car is finished when you look into the fully dried exterior and see a reflection of your younger self, just like a grown-up Peter Pan imagining what his life would have been like had he stayed in Neverland. The tires and windows receive the same elbow grease, the dash is dusted, and the interior of your chariot is vacuumed to remove lingering dirt, grime, and fairy dust.
Spring cleaning of the home is already a recognized national holiday, but spring cleaning of the car is often overlooked, as proven by the total lack of greeting cards that read, "Hope Your Spring Cleaning is Speedy, Vrroom!" Give your ride the seasonal care it deserves by putting it in the clean, mitt-covered hands of the expert rebuffers at Z.I.P.'s.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Additional charge required for oversized vehicles. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.