What You'll Get
Clothes make the man, just as monocles make the millionaire and swimming pools full of monocles make the billionaire. Gussy up your garb with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of dry-cleaning services at Zoom Dry Cleaning. Choose from locations on Preston Road, Lovers Lane, or Lemmon Avenue.
Zoom Dry Cleaning's washing professionals send garments through a cleansing gamut that deodorizes and removes spots from clothes using eco-friendly methods. Patrons desiring same-day service can drop off duds by 9 a.m., giving staffers time to spruce up dry cleaning ($2.50–$2.75), and de-spot stained clothing and pet cheetahs before pickup at 5 p.m. The cleanery uses earth-amicable solvents and processes, helping to reduce its global footprint like a tribe of yetis after instituting a stilts-only policy.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for location purchased. Valid only for dry cleaning. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.