What You'll Get
Before man discovered dry cleaning, he was forced to wash his tuxedos and jock straps by pelting them with clean rocks. Forgo ancient defunking rituals with today’s Groupon: for $9, you get $30 worth of dry cleaning at your choice of 11 ZOOTS Dry Cleaning locations. After creating an online account, you can use your Groupon for free home pickup and delivery services in ZOOTS' coverage area.
As a Sanitone Certified Master Drycleaner, ZOOTS earnestly unsoils, unsullies, and unblemishes a variety of items. Store prices may vary, but dress shirts can be laundered ($2.84 on hangers, $3.34 folded), slacks or pants can be spruced up ($6.74), and two-piece suits can be spic-and-spanned ($14.57). ZOOTS zests up everything from wedding dresses to comforters to rugs (up to 9’x11’) to draperies. Additional charges may apply to some items, such as special-care fabrics, intricate trims or laces, removable accessories, couture brands, or costumes used during the filming of Little Nemo.
Purple is the new spotless white at ZOOTS locations, where everything from delivery vans to store signs to dry-cleaning bags are cloaked in royal hues and emblazoned with tinctures of purpure. The ZOOTS Quality Pledge guarantees quality service by promising pressing perfection, free button replacement, free cuff and hem tacking, and free passes to its underground fight club, where employees battle each other with ironing boards to win prize packages of gently used clothes hangers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person. Must redeem in 1 visit. Not valid with other offers. Must attach printed Groupon to laundry bag or present at counter. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.